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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Seen just now on Threads:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Spotted on TikTok:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Spotted on Twitch:

Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

Making waves on YouTube:

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Going viral on Instagram:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Shared recently on Threads:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Freshly posted on Slack:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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39 shares on Reddit this month:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

71 shares on Slack this month:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

84 shares on Slack this month:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I would prefer not to.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,509

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Breaking via Instagram:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Going viral on Slack:

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

Trending via Reddit:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

Going bananas on X:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Going bananas on Slack:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Trending via TikTok:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

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