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Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Just landed via Reddit:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Spotted on Telegram:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Shared recently on Threads:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Just shared via Facebook:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Making waves on Threads:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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74 shares on Snapchat this month:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

45 shares on X this month:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Just shared via Messenger:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Going bananas on X:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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