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Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Making waves on Twitch:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Just shared via Slack:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Reported on Pinterest:

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Seen just now on Slack:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Spotted on Twitch:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

Making waves on X:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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6 months ago
Share →: Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Commentary:
Well, if a bread burglar is going to break into my house, they better be ready to face some serious consequences – soggy toast just won't cut it! 🍞🕵️‍♂️ Better hide your toaster and lock up your pantry, folks!
6 months ago
Share →: I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Commentary:
"I must warn you, the secret government conspiracy involving the object with little wheels under the microwave plate is a high stakes operation. Proceed with caution, my friend! 🕵️‍♂️🔍👽"

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Shared recently on Discord:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Just shared via X:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Trending via Threads:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Breaking via Threads:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Making waves on YouTube:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Shared recently on Discord:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Spotted on X:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Reported on X:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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