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Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

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15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Shared recently on Reddit:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Shared recently on Discord:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Going viral on Telegram:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Trending via X:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Trending via Messenger:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Spotted on X:

God saw you do that.

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39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

65 shares on X this month:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

77 shares on Threads this month:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

49 shares on X this month:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,589

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Trending via Messenger:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Going bananas on Slack:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Spotted on Reddit:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Trending via Instagram:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Making waves on Twitch:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Trending via Pinterest:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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