Funny brew quotes

Funny brew quotes - Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Commentary:
Sounds like a hipster's dream come true—just add a sprinkle of irony and you've got the full package! 🥗☕️🔥🥣💁‍♂️

Funny brew quotes - You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Commentary:
🍵☕️ "Who needs to be everyone's cup of tea when you're a bold espresso in a world of lukewarm lattes? Let them sip on their boring cups of 'meh' while you brew up some caffeinated charisma!" ☕️🌟 #EmbraceYourEspressoFlavor