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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

Just landed via Slack:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Breaking via Threads:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Making waves on TikTok:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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