Funny captain quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸‍♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perks of first class! From legroom to leadership, you never know what upgrade might be coming your way ✈️👨‍✈️ Fly high and aim for the cockpit, folks! #FirstClassGoals"

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