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I bet Liam's tweet arsenal is notoriously unpredictable 🚀🦆
61 Funny celebrity quotes
I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.
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I'm adulting on a whole new planet! 🚀👩🚀🎈
If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.
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When pop stars have more followers than politicians have constituents, it's clear who really runs the world! 🎤💻🌟
They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.
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Sounds like you need a pop star's permission to get a coffee break 😂☕👀
Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.
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When your detective skills are top-notch, but your job application says "unemployed" 🕵️♀️📱🤣
I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.
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When your autograph request turns into a gratitude card 😂✍️😅
Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.
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Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.
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Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂
Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.
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Wow, I guess someone's expecting a Titanic love story in about 25 years! 🚢😂👶
I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.
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As long as his middle name isn't "Mond," we're safe from a truly dreadful start to the week! 😅🎶