Commentary:
"Watching 'Real Housewives' is the closest I’ll ever get to a successful acting career! 🎬😂 #NoOscarsNeeded"
61 Funny celebrity quotes
Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.
Commentary:
"From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawl—Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! 🕵️♂️🔍🍸 #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya"
The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.
Commentary:
"Just made eye contact with Tom Cruise in my dreams and I'm pretty sure the national anthem started playing. 🎶🇺🇸😂"
Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.
Commentary:
"Guess my wallet's ready to hit 'Baby One More Time'! 💸👛😂"
I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.
Commentary:
"I agree! I miss the good old days when the only mystery was how on earth they got their hair so perfect! 😂✨🤷♂️"
I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.
Commentary:
"Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad"
I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.
Commentary:
Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋
It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.
Commentary:
Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨
At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.
Commentary:
🤣 Oh snap! Tom Cruise definitely takes "action hero" to a whole new level! 🎬💥 It seems like he's more daring off-screen than on-screen these days! 🤸♂️🎥 #StuntmanGoals
Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?
Commentary:
Oh, I can just picture it now! A bird with feather extensions, belting out tunes while other birds nod in approval and throw birdseed instead of flowers 🐦🎤🌟. Maybe they even have a reality show called "The Nest Voice"!