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"Ah, the eternal truths of life: death will come knocking, and Princess Diana's radiant face will always grace the magazine aisles, reigning supreme! 👑💀📰 #ForeverRoyal"
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Funny certainty quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s inevitable moments 🎢😂 Whether it’s about love, work, or the chaos of everyday decisions, these witty lines remind us that some things are just guaranteed — and often ridiculous! 🤪💡 Ready to laugh at the sure things that make life unpredictable? Let’s dive into a world where certainty meets comedy and smiles are 100% guaranteed! 😎✨
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"So, if I'm not right, then I must be wrong… but then again, I could be wrong about that too! 🤷♂️ Who knew being wrong could lead to such philosophical conundrums? 😄" -
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"Ah, the infamous Canadian weather report: 'It's a bit nippy, eh?' ❄️🍁 While most certainties may be grim, at least Canada keeps us on our toes by reminding us that cold is relative! 🥶 #CanadaEh"Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that Canada has its own temperature scale called the "Windchill Index"? It measures how cold the wind makes it feel, taking into account factors like wind speed and air temperature!
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"Ah, the Holy Trinity of life's certainties: death, taxes, and the oddly reliable appearance of the world's slowest driver just when you're in a rush 🚗⏰. It's like they have a secret GPS tracker tuned into your stress levels!" -
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"Ah, the classic cautionary tale of power and douchery 🤣💪 Remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and the strong possibility of turning into a bit of a douchebag along the way! Proceed with caution, my powerful friends! 😉✨"
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