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Funny certainty quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s inevitable moments 🎢😂 Whether it’s about love, work, or the chaos of everyday decisions, these witty lines remind us that some things are just guaranteed — and often ridiculous! 🤪💡 Ready to laugh at the sure things that make life unpredictable? Let’s dive into a world where certainty meets comedy and smiles are 100% guaranteed! 😎✨

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Posted onJan 23, 2025Jan 23, 2025

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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