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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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Funny chicken nugget quotes are the perfect way to spice up your snack time vibes 🍗😂 Whether you’re a nugget fanatic or just love a good laugh, these bite-sized jokes will have you clucking with joy 🐔🤣 Get ready for some crispy humor that’s as satisfying as your favorite dipping sauce! 🍯🎉

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4 months ago
Share →: Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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"Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁‍♀️🍟"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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"Who needs roses when you can have nuggets? Because nothing says 'I love you' like a crispy, golden token of affection. Forget the flowers, let those nuggets do the talking – and trust me, they speak the language of deliciousness!"
6 months ago
Share →: McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Oh no, McDonald's made a grave error! 😱 One Chicken Nugget short, and the world may never be the same again! 🍗💥 Watch out, super-sized vengeance is coming! 😈 #TheGreatNuggetConspiracy
6 months ago
Share →: Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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"Who can resist the urge to gobble down those adorable little nuggets of joy on four legs? 🐶🍗 Just make sure to ask for a side of belly rubs and extra wagging tails to go with it!"
6 months ago
Share →: Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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"Why spend $300 on shoes when you could have a nugget-fest extravaganza instead? 🍗👠 Leave the expensive kicks for the chickens to peck at, and treat yourself to a banquet of golden nuggets instead! 😂 #ChickenNuggetCouture"
6 months ago
Share →: Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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"Who needs a Netflix and chill night when you can have a Netflix and chi🐔cken nuggets extravaganza? The perfect combination of binge-watching and yummy snacks! 📺🍗 #NetflixAndChickNuggs"

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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