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Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,573

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Shared recently on Messenger:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Shared recently on YouTube:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Spotted on Slack:

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Making waves on Messenger:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

15 shares on Messenger this month:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

24 shares on Slack this month:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,696

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Freshly posted on X:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Just landed via Threads:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Broadcasted on X:

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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