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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Seen just now on TikTok:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Broadcasted on Threads:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Just landed via YouTube:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Reported on YouTube:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Just shared via X:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Reported on Telegram:

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Going viral on Instagram:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Spotted on Instagram:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Making waves on Threads:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Making waves on WeChat:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Just shared via Messenger:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Trending via Telegram:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Making waves on Twitch:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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