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Funny citizen quotes bring a splash of humor to everyday life ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿคฃ Whether poking fun at politics, community quirks, or daily routines, these witty gems keep us smiling ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ™๏ธ Ready for a laugh that feels just like chatting with your funniest neighbor? Letโ€™s dive into some hilarious takes on being a proud citizen! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

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Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, โ€œIโ€™ve decided I want to be cremated.โ€ I said, โ€œAlright, get your coat.โ€

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I likeโ€ฆ for me.

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