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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

In banana years, I am bread.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Spotted on WeChat:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Just landed via TikTok:

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Going viral on Facebook:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Just shared via Threads:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Shared recently on Discord:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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66 shares on Facebook this month:

The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Just landed via Reddit:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Going viral on Discord:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Trending via Messenger:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Just landed via Twitch:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Making waves on Messenger:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Going viral on Instagram:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

Spotted on TikTok:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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