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Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

Just landed via Discord:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Spotted on Discord:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Spotted on Twitch:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Just shared via Messenger:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

Just shared via Reddit:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Trending via Twitch:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Funny closure quotes

Funny closure quotes bring a smile 😄 to those awkward goodbyes and endings! Whether wrapping up a meeting, a chapter in life, or just saying bye 👋, these witty gems add a sprinkle of humor 🌟 to make farewells less serious and more memorable. Ready to laugh your way through every goodbye? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to close the door with style and a chuckle! 🎉😂

New funny closure quotes 👇

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

4 weeks ago

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

4 weeks ago

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

1 month ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

28 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

Making waves on Threads:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Making waves on Threads:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

Trending via Instagram:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Just shared via Threads:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Making waves on Discord:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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