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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

Just landed via Discord:

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Going bananas on X:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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Funny closure quotes bring a smile 😄 to those awkward goodbyes and endings! Whether wrapping up a meeting, a chapter in life, or just saying bye 👋, these witty gems add a sprinkle of humor 🌟 to make farewells less serious and more memorable. Ready to laugh your way through every goodbye? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to close the door with style and a chuckle! 🎉😂

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Going viral on Slack:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Trending via Slack:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Going viral on Instagram:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Breaking via Twitch:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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