Funny cockroach quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

  Commentary:
  "Being called a cockroach may not sound glamorous, but hey, those critters are known for surviving just about anything! 🪳💪 Embrace your inner resilience… and maybe don't invite him to any future barbecues, just to be safe. 🍔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the kitchen drama turned into a bathroom surprise plot twist! 🪳🚽 Who knew a cockroach could cause such a household adventure? Just another day in the life of an unexpected insect relocation expert! 🤣 #HouseholdHijinks

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