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Funny cockroach quotes

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

3 months ago

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

3 months ago