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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Reported on Threads:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like β€œAre you sure?β€œ

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Spotted on Instagram:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Just shared via Twitch:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Making waves on Threads:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ has shared:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ has downloaded:

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has viewed:

69 but we both just farting.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Breaking via Snapchat:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Just landed via Discord:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Going viral on WeChat:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Breaking via Threads:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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