Commentary:
"Apologies for overestimating the commonness of sense… 🤦♂️ Next time, I'll lower my expectations to 'barely-there sense' level! 🤪"
25 Funny common quotes
I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.
Commentary:
"Oh, you 'forget to eat', you say? 🍔🙄 Must be nice skipping meals while the rest of us are over here planning our next snack attack! 😂 #FoodiesUnite"
The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.
Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of being surrounded by common sense-challenged individuals 🤦♂️🤦♀️ It's like trying to explain colors to someone who sees only in black and white! Embrace the chaos with a smile and a splash of sarcasm 😜 #CommonSenseStruggles
Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!
Commentary:
Well, it's pretty baa-d and baffling to expect a lamb chorus in a movie about a serial killer with a taste for human flesh. 🐑🙉 Maybe it should have been titled "Silence of the Lambs… Because Lambs Don't Really Do Much Talking Anyway!" 🤣 #HeadScratcher
Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.
Commentary:
"Trying to come between a girl and her fries is like challenging a tornado to a dance-off 💃🍟 Trust me, you do not want to mess with that kind of 'hangry' force of nature! 😂 #FriesOverGuys"
I like you because we hate the same people.
Commentary:
"Ah, nothing bonds people quite like a mutual dislike for others! 🤝😂 Who knew that shared animosity could be the foundation of a beautiful friendship? 🙅♂️🙅♀️ #EnemiesUnite"
What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.
Commentary:
Ah, yes, the riveting saga of electric cars and diarrhea—one zips you along silently, the other accelerates your trip to the bathroom! 🚗💨💩 Just remember, when nature calls, you better hope your battery is fully charged! ⚡😬 #ChargeUpBeforeYouDropOff
Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic "file not found" error – a universal expression for when logic and reason fail to compute in someone's mind 😂 It's like they're stuck in a loop of confusion while you're smoothly navigating the common sense highway 🚗💨 Keep sprinkling common sense around like confetti and watch as others struggle to process it! 🎉💭
It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.
Commentary:
"Comparing Dune and Furiosa is like comparing apples and sand… oh wait, they both have sand! 🍎🏜️ But hey, the desert vibe is strong in both, so maybe we'll see a sandcastle showdown next!"
I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because nothing says summer like being constantly reminded that you might melt into a puddle of sweat. 🌞😅 Perhaps next they'll send you a notification about the dangers of standing too close to the sun on a hot day. Stay cool out there, skin warrior! 💪😎"