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Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,464

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Trending via Slack:

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Just shared via Facebook:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Seen just now on X:

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

Making waves on Messenger:

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Going bananas on Threads:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Shared recently on Reddit:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on Discord this month:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,256

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Live now on TikTok:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Breaking via Slack:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Making waves on Slack:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Making waves on Reddit:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Broadcasted on Slack:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Making waves on Discord:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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