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Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Spotted on Telegram:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Live now on Snapchat:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Just landed via Facebook:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Just shared via WeChat:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Making waves on Threads:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Just shared via YouTube:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Spotted on YouTube:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

24 shares on Slack this month:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Drive like no one is watching.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Live now on X:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Spotted on Facebook:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Spotted on Reddit:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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