Funny compatible quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

  Commentary:
  "Professional Nap Analyst! 😴💼 You can't get fired if you never get hired! 😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

  Commentary:
  "Relationships are like room temperatures – it's all about that perfect balance! 🌡️❤️ So remember, it's all fun and games until someone turns up the heat or cranks the AC! 😂 #ThermostaticallyCompatible"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew finding love could be just a matter of adjusting the thermostat? 🌡️❤️ Stay warm and cozy with the one who shares your ideal temperature settings – it's a match made in heating heaven! 🔥😄"

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