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Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Spotted on YouTube:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Going viral on Threads:

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

Spotted on Twitch:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Just landed via Facebook:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Going viral on YouTube:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Trending via TikTok:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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22 shares on YouTube this month:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

44 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

49 shares on Slack this month:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

66 shares on X this month:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

Spotted on Messenger:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Live now on Slack:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Just shared via WeChat:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Trending via Messenger:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Just landed via YouTube:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Spotted on WeChat:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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