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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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