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Funny contest quotes bring the perfect dose of laughter 😂 and clever wit 🧠 to any competition! Whether you’re aiming to lighten the mood or add some playful banter 🎉, these quotes are guaranteed to make everyone smile 😄 and spark a little friendly rivalry. Ready to turn your contest into a comedy show? Let’s dive into the funniest gems that’ll have you laughing all the way to the winner’s circle 🏆!

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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New funny contest quotes 👇

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

All funny contest quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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