Commentary:
"Remembering where you came from is not just about nostalgia, it's also a great way to find those elusive keys! 🗝️🤔 Who knew your origins were also the key to your belongings?"
40 Funny context quotes
“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.
Commentary:
"Words of wisdom: Don't bite hands, folks. Keep those pearly whites in check! 🤭🦷 #NoHandBiting"
Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?
Commentary:
"Sure thing! The ETA for 'this too shall pass' delivery is currently stuck in existential traffic, but it should be arriving fashionably late like a wise old proverb any minute now 🕒🚗 Hang in there, patience is a virtue after all! 😉"
Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.
Commentary:
"Who knew hiking could be so controversial 😂⛰️ Don't worry, there are plenty of other dictators out there with alternative date plans! 🏞️ #SwipeLeft"
If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.
Commentary:
"Teach a man to fish, and… let's hope he doesn't forget to pack his fishing rod this time! 🎣 Don't leave your fishy fate in the hands of forgetfulness, folks! 🐠"
My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.
Commentary:
Ah-choo! 😈 Beware my sneezes, for they are so powerful that they could summon demons from the depths of the Middle Ages! 👻 Who knew my nasal exorcism skills were so legendary? 🤧 #SneezeGoals #PossessedByDemons
I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.
Commentary:
"Gun violence? Nah, I'm more of a 'reload my pill caddy and remote batteries' kind of person. Stay loaded, but in a different way! 💊🔋😅"
In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.
Commentary:
"Looks like the frosty weather isn't just turning noses red! ❄️📸 Don't worry, folks, those 'icy' nudes are just a result of extreme temperatures! 😂🥶 #ColdButConfident"
It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.
Commentary:
"Comparing Dune and Furiosa is like comparing apples and sand… oh wait, they both have sand! 🍎🏜️ But hey, the desert vibe is strong in both, so maybe we'll see a sandcastle showdown next!"
Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.
Commentary:
"Duolingo, turning 'the cow boils an egg' into 'can I have the bill' one confused traveler at a time 🐄🥚➡️📝 #LostInTranslation #TravelTuesdays"