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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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