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Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Trending via Messenger:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Seen just now on Facebook:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Going viral on Reddit:

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

Just landed via Twitch:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Funny continents quotes

Funny continents quotes 🌍😂 bring a hilarious twist to our world map! From cheeky takes on travel mishaps to clever continental quirks, these gems will have you chuckling while exploring global vibes. Whether you’re a geography geek or just love a good laugh, get ready to see the continents in a whole new, amusing light. Pack your sense of humor and let’s dive into some worldly wit! ✈️🤣🌎

New funny continents quotes 👇

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

4 weeks ago

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

1 month ago

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

1 month ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

76 shares on Threads this month:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

51 shares on X this month:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

41 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

32 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Making waves on WeChat:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Trending via X:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Live now on Threads:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Going bananas on Reddit:

80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

Freshly posted on X:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Breaking via Telegram:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Making waves on Instagram:

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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