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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Live now on Instagram:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Seen just now on Slack:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Just landed via Instagram:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Going viral on Instagram:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Trending via Discord:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Shared recently on Threads:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Shared recently on Threads:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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76 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

95 shares on Slack this month:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

33 shares on X this month:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

33 shares on Threads this month:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

I put the hot in psychotic.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,275

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Just shared via WeChat:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Making waves on YouTube:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Live now on TikTok:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Live now on X:

I would prefer not to.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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