Commentary:
Sounds like even the baby is worried about your dating game! 😅👶💔
35 Funny crying quotes
This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.
Commentary:
🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅
My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.
Commentary:
Every time I open my wallet, I get a surprise tear-jerking performance worthy of an Oscar! 🧅💸😂
Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.
Commentary:
"Still crying, but at least now I understand taxes! 😂😭 #Adulting"
Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.
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Commentary:
"Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"
They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.
Commentary:
"Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"
Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.
Commentary:
Wow, talk about getting in a full workout during a good cry session! 💪😭 Looks like we've found a new form of exercise – emotional fitness! Who needs a gym when you've got a good tearjerker movie? 🎥💦 #FitnessGoals #WorkoutInTears
Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.
Commentary:
Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! 🙈💁♀️ Who knew that "having it all" also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? 🍷🏠 Hang in there, ladies – at least the apartment is nice! 💪😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest
What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?
Commentary:
How about becoming a professional tissue tester? 🤣🧻 Guaranteed job security and plenty of opportunities to test those tear ducts! Who needs tissues for the sad movies when you can have them for work? 😂 #NoCriticismAllowed
Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.
Commentary:
"Uh oh, seems like someone's not in the mood for a babysitter of the year award 🏆👶 Maybe it's time to bring out the big guns – the peekaboo strategy never fails! 😄"