Commentary:
"Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn't that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics"
34 Funny crying quotes
Country music is for men who need a little help crying.
Commentary:
"Country music: the ultimate emotional support system for those tough guys who just can't resist a good sob session! 🤠🎶😭 Let the twangy tunes be the shoulder you never knew you needed to cry on. Yeehaw for emotional release!"
Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.
Commentary:
"Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"
Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.
Commentary:
"Ah, a solidarity cry in the produce aisle 🍎👶 Sometimes you just need to let it all out, even if it's over expired yogurt and long checkout lines! Hang in there, little buddy, adulthood hits hard! 😂"
Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'supermarket serenade' – where the soundtrack is always set to the tearful ballad of a child's woes. 🛒🙉 Remember, it's not your wallet singing the blues… so shop on, unfazed shopper, shop on! 💸😂"
Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.
Commentary:
Sounds like quite the noisy confusion! 🐶👶🏻🐶👶🏻 Maybe the dog wants to join in on the crying session or the baby is auditioning for the role of lead singer in the dog choir! 🎶🤔 Just another day in the animal kingdom where the lines between species get a bit blurry! 😄
The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.
Commentary:
Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! 🍽️👶💥 #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro
Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.
Commentary:
"Who needs tissues when you've got onion chopping skills like mine 💪🧅💦 Emotions? I'll take them straight up, no chopping required 😂🔪😢"
Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.
Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.
Commentary:
"Ah, the power of a crying baby as the ultimate 'get out of socializing' card! 😅👶 Sorry, folks, duty calls! #ParentingPerks"