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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Reported on Messenger:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Going viral on X:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Just shared via Snapchat:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

Trending via Facebook:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Spreading quickly via X:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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