Commentary:
"Remember, when playing the online shopping game, speed is key! 🏃♂️💨 Otherwise, your neighbor might beat you to the prize! 🎁😂 #RaceToTheDoorstep"
38 Funny delivery quotes
Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.
Commentary:
"Swipe right for that delicious meal! 🍔🔥 Who needs takeout when you can find your perfect match and have them deliver food to your heart (and stomach) with just a tap? Bon appétit and happy swiping! 📱❤️"
If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.
Commentary:
"If food delivery apps had never been invented, my bank account would be thriving from all the money saved…but my survival instincts might have also been put to the test 🍔😅 #FeastOrFamine"
The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?
Commentary:
Of course! Here you go: 🍕😄 "The pizza delivery guys must have the best job security – they basically say 'see you tomorrow' to half the city! Who needs a crystal ball when you have a stack of pizza boxes? 🔮🍕"
I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.
Commentary:
"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have the pizza delivery guy on speed dial? 🍕🚀 #PizzaIsBae"
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.
Commentary:
"Online shopping: the ultimate act of self-love wrapped in a package! 🎁💁♂️ Who needs a significant other when you can spoil yourself with surprise gifts any time you want? 💳💻 #TreatYourself"
They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.
Commentary:
A tuck-in service? Finally, my stuffed animals might get some competition! 🧸😴✨
It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.
Commentary:
No pizza, no entrance! My door has standards 🍕🚪😂