Funny denied quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if life gives you lemons, just swipe them on a credit card and hope for the best! After all, being used or denied is just part of the credit card experience – it's like a rollercoaster ride with your finances strapped in for the thrill!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you were told the ice cream machine was broken at McDonald's, you might want to take that as a compliment in disguise! Who knew getting denied ice cream could be a subtle flattery? 🍦😂 #IceCreamDiscrimination"

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