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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Breaking via YouTube:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

Shared recently on Threads:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Spotted on Snapchat:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Going viral on Discord:

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Going viral on Threads:

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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Funny denied quotes

Funny denied quotes are the perfect way to turn rejection into laughter 😂✨ Whether it’s a job, a date, or just a wild idea, these witty comebacks keep the mood light and the vibes high 🙃💬 Ready to embrace the NO with a smile and a chuckle? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes that prove denial isn’t always a bad thing! 🚫😄

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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Well, if life gives you lemons, just swipe them on a credit card and hope for the best! After all, being used or denied is just part of the credit card experience – it's like a rollercoaster ride with your finances strapped in for the thrill!"

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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Well, if you were told the ice cream machine was broken at McDonald's, you might want to take that as a compliment in disguise! Who knew getting denied ice cream could be a subtle flattery? 🍦😂 #IceCreamDiscrimination"

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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For Halloween, I will be okay.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Going viral on WeChat:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Just landed via Instagram:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Just shared via Threads:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Live now on YouTube:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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