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Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

My middle finger salutes you.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Trending via Threads:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Shared recently on Telegram:

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Breaking via Telegram:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Funny digestive quotes

Funny digestive quotes are the perfect recipe to lighten up those tummy troubles! 😂💨 From bloated moments to unexpected gurgles, these witty lines turn digestion disasters into laugh-out-loud stories. Whether you’re dealing with a noisy belly or just love a good food pun, get ready to chuckle and embrace the quirks of your digestive system with a smile! 🍕💥🤣

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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73 shares on WeChat this month:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

65 shares on Slack this month:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Trending via Instagram:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

They expect me to work at work.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Freshly posted on Slack:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Going viral on Threads:

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

Just landed via TikTok:

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

Trending via Threads:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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