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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Going viral on Messenger:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Just landed via X:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Making waves on Facebook:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Making waves on YouTube:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Making waves on YouTube:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Trending via Slack:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Making waves on Instagram:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Spotted on Discord:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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