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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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Being a little freak is my love language.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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Funny dragonfly quotes 🐉✨ bring a splash of whimsy and laughter to your day! These tiny winged wonders 🦋 buzz with charm and quirky vibes, inspiring smiles and lighthearted moments. Whether you’re a nature lover 🌿 or just need a cheerful pick-me-up, dive into the playful world of dragonflies and let their humor take flight! 😂🌈

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Share →: Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Oh, the beautiful metamorphosis from tiny worm to majestic dragonfly! 🐛✨ Wait… what do you mean they don't turn into dragonflies?! 🤔🦋 Well, that's one legendary worm bedtime story squashed! 🪳😂 #CocoonConfusion

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Making waves on Instagram:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Trending via Telegram:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Spotted on Slack:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Fries, not lies.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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