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Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Spotted on Messenger:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Going viral on Threads:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Making waves on Discord:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Trending via Pinterest:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Just shared via WeChat:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Spotted on X:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

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38 shares on WeChat this month:

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

64 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

At least life has music.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

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9 folks are currently checking 👀

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Shared recently on Threads:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Live now on Discord:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Spotted on Messenger:

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

Breaking via TikTok:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Just shared via Telegram:

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Just landed via Reddit:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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