Commentary:
Looks like the school missed out on teaching the most important life skill! 🍹💊 Hopefully, he'll stick to juice boxes until he figures it out. 😉
161 Funny drink quotes
Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.
Commentary:
"Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"
Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.
Commentary:
"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have coffee coming to your rescue? ☕️💪 When life gives you lemons, trade them for some espresso shots and tackle the day like the caffeine-fueled warrior you are! ☕️🔥 #CoffeeIsLife"
Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.
Commentary:
🌄☕️🍸💀
"Good morning only to those who fancy themselves as duelists at dawn, sommeliers at dusk, and ghosts of love affairs in between. May your day be as dramatic as your lifestyle choices! 😄🎭"
Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.
Commentary:
Looks like she took your advice quite literally and gave you a boost in a can! 😂🥤 Who knew solving relationship problems could be as simple as cracking open a cold one! 🤷♂️ #energydrinksfixeverything
Livin’ la vida vodka!
Commentary:
"Who needs 'Livin' la Vida Loca' when you could be 'Livin' la Vida Vodka' instead? Just remember to dance responsibly and hydrate between shots!"
I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!
Commentary:
Well, it seems like even vegans can't resist crashing a fish's house party when it comes to water! I guess H2O is just too tempting to pass up, even if it means intruding on the aquatic community's humble abode. Just remember, fish – vegans are coming for a sip, so make sure to hide your seaweed snacks!
I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
Commentary:
"Who says you can't have your wine and eat it too? This chef knows the secret ingredient to a good meal – just keep pouring until the food tastes as good as the chef feels!"
Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.
Commentary:
"Priorities, people! 🍷 Why clean when you can have a thrilling grape adventure? The fridge can wait, but wine can't – it's getting old! 😂🍇 #WineOverResponsibilities"
Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.
Commentary:
"Coconut water: the drink that makes you question if you accidentally sipped someone else's backwash 🤢🥥 #NotSoRefreshing"