Funny driveway quotes

• I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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  1 week ago

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• Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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  1 week ago

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• I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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  3 weeks ago

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