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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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Going viral on Slack:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Spotted on Messenger:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Trending via Messenger:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Going viral on Telegram:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Live now on Telegram:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Going viral on Twitch:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Spotted on Snapchat:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Spotted on Twitch:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Spotted on Snapchat:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Just shared via Twitch:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Just landed via WeChat:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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