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Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Making waves on Instagram:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Live now on Telegram:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Shared recently on Discord:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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70 shares on X this month:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

80 shares on X this month:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

33 shares on X this month:

People should come with warning labels.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Seen just now on Discord:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Just shared via WeChat:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Spotted on Twitch:

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Just landed via Threads:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Spotted on Instagram:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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