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When you've been looking through rose-colored glasses your whole life but suddenly realize they were actually fogged up lenses 😂😅 #LifeLessons #MomSkills 👀🍸
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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.
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Sounds like LMNOP could use some new track shoes! 🏃♂️👟😂
Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.
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Trying to adult like a pro, but life keeps offering plot twists I didn't sign up for! 🤪🎢
Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.
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Scooby-Doo: Unmasking villains and real estate scams since 1969! 🐶🏠👻
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.
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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.
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I'm starting to think my sleep schedule is trying to time travel without me! ⏰🚀😴
Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.
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Every night is just another chance for my anxiety to throw a party and forget to invite sleep! 🎉😅💼
Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.
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Guess those extra steps are really steps to genius! 🚶♂️🧠😄
Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.
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Guess who already ordered a one-way ticket to Solitude Island! 🏝️🙅♂️💔
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.
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Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫