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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Just shared via Discord:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Live now on Twitch:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Trending via Telegram:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Making waves on Discord:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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Share →: I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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"Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals"
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Share →: I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Once upon a time, in the distant land of Wi-Fily Ever After, there lived a magical printer that actually did what it was supposed to do – print without any fuss or drama! 🧚‍♂️🖨️ No paper jams, no ink smudges, just pure printing perfection! The villagers rejoiced, for they knew their fairytale endings were just a click away… #PrinterGoals 📜✨
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Share →: My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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"Once upon a time, in a kingdom not so far away, there lived a princess with a pea-sized bladder. 🌱💦 Follow her on an epic quest to find the nearest restroom in this thrilling tale of royal urgency! 👑🏰 #PrincessProblems"

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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Going viral on Slack:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Reported on LinkedIn:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Going viral on WeChat:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Just landed via Telegram:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Trending via Telegram:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Spotted on X:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Spotted on TikTok:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Trending via Slack:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Reported on WeChat:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Making waves on Twitch:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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