Funny fairytale quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

  Commentary:
  Once upon a time, in the distant land of Wi-Fily Ever After, there lived a magical printer that actually did what it was supposed to do – print without any fuss or drama! 🧚‍♂️🖨️ No paper jams, no ink smudges, just pure printing perfection! The villagers rejoiced, for they knew their fairytale endings were just a click away… #PrinterGoals 📜✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

  Commentary:
  "Once upon a time, in a kingdom not so far away, there lived a princess with a pea-sized bladder. 🌱💦 Follow her on an epic quest to find the nearest restroom in this thrilling tale of royal urgency! 👑🏰 #PrincessProblems"

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