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Sounds like the perfect audio book for "Peace and Quiet". 🎙️😂📚
468 Funny family quotes
Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.
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Living on the edge… of capsizing! 🚤😂🏠
If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.
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Sounds like your kids skipped the school of hard knocks and went straight to Comedy Central 🏠🔥😂
My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.
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When the family tree shakes, only the coconuts fall 🍌😜🍍
My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.
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Sounds like you've unlocked the DLC character of parenting 🤔🕵️♂️✨
Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.
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When Mom's chore list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜😂🤦♂️
Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”
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When mom goes full CIA on dust particles and socks, yet we're all suspects 🕵️♀️🧹🧦🔍
Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.
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When moms go into housework superhero mode and then realize they need a nap. 🦸♀️🧹😴 #MomLife
Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.
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Siblings arguing: the original reality TV show 🎬😂🤦♂️
Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.
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Sounds like Google took astrology a bit too seriously! 😂🔮📉