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When artificial intelligence and mom intelligence collide… trust me, mom wins every time! 🤖👩👧✋
468 Funny family quotes
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
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I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?
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Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?
I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.
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Sounds like your dad was the original HVAC influencer! 😂🌬️🤷♂️
Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.
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When your entire world falls apart because the dishes need rescuing from the dishwasher 😂🍽️🙄
Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.
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Looks like your nephew has already nailed the adulting trifecta: eat, sleep, and repeat! 🍽️😴👶🏻😂
Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”
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When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣
I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.
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Sounds like your kid graduated from the School of Slow Shoelace Tying! 🐢👟😄
I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.
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When your math skills are as useful as a chocolate teapot 🤔📚🍫
My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.
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When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️