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That neighbor girl deserves an award in motivational parenting! 🏆😂👍
468 Funny family quotes
That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.
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When you finally become the mysterious family member at gatherings: 👀🕵️♀️🍷
You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.
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Been there, done that! I've mastered the art of finding exactly what wasn't asked for! 🔧😅👨🔧
My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.
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Raising them with the proper silliness legacy 😂👶⚔️
I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.
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Sending buttered thoughts your way 🧈😂 Stay strong in the face of crumby adversity!
I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.
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Wait, so when do we get the "cool uncle/aunt" paycheck to fund this operation? 🤔💸😆
As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.
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Fashion crimes of the past come back to haunt us all! 😅👖🙈
Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.
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Sounds like a great way to bond… or be banned! 😂🃏🚫
Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.
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Guess those wallets got a secret grandkid upgrade! 🍔💸👵👴
None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’
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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! 🤦♂️🤷♂️📚