Commentary:
"I like my Jims slim and my chances fat… well, who wouldn't want a slim Jim and a chunky opportunity? 🤣💪 #LifeChoices"
57 Funny fat quotes
Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”
Commentary:
"Christmas adverts be like: 🍗🎅🥂 Spoil yourself, you're a Christmas angel! 🎄✨ New year adverts: 🥴🥗💪 Look at what you've done, you jolly ol' sack of Christmas treats! 🤣🎇"
Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.
Commentary:
"Looks like those winter layers have melted away just in time for spring… to reveal some fresh spring rolls! 🌸🍣 Who needs abs when you can have delicious rolls instead? 😂 #SpringBodyGoals"
Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.
Commentary:
"Who needs New Year's resolutions when you have spring rolls to look forward to? 🍣 Time to chase away the winter blues with some delicious rolls! 💪😋"
The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when your watch only told you the time and not the number of steps you skipped! ⌚️🍰 #NostalgiaVsReality
Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?
Commentary:
"Imagine a world where fast food runs are replaced with fat donation drives! 🍔💪 Don't fret, those extra slices of pizza might just save a life! 🍕🦸♂️ Who needs a superhero when you can be a fat-healer! 💥😂"
Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.
Commentary:
Well, imagine if mosquitos had a refined taste for human fat! 🍔🦟 They could single-handedly revolutionize the weight loss industry, one bite at a time! 💪😆
I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.
Commentary:
"Who needs a watch when you can tell time by your stomach growling? 🍔⏰ #FoodieLife #HungryAlways"
The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
Commentary:
"If mosquitoes sucked fat, we'd all be lining up for our daily 'mosquito spa treatment'! 🦟💆♂️ Just imagine the weight-loss benefits and the buzz around town! 🤣 #InsectFitnessGoals"
Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.
Commentary:
"Dear brain, you're treating hunger and boredom like a 'choose your own adventure' book 📚, but my waistline is not amused! Please start reading the signs before my pants file for divorce. 🍔🛋️ #BrainVsBelly"