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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
3 months ago
Share →: Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! 🙈💁‍♀️ Who knew that "having it all" also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? 🍷🏠 Hang in there, ladies – at least the apartment is nice! 💪😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest
6 months ago
Share →: I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggle of balancing romantic feelings with feminist ideals! 🤷‍♀️ Who knew that a crush could cause such an existential crisis? 💔 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Making waves on WeChat:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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