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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ has copied:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Έ has shared:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡© has bookmarked:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡± has viewed:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Live now on Telegram:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Shared recently on Slack:

β€œAt your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Trending via Instagram:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Seen just now on Facebook:

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Shared recently on Threads:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Just landed via Threads:

Social media may have been a mistake.

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30 shares on Messenger this month:

The spelling of β€œbourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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16 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

23 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me β€œwhat are you looking for, detective?”

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

8 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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I put the β€œsexy” in β€œdyslexic.”

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15,324

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡³ has copied:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΅ has shared:

The term β€œdomestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦ has copied:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has shared:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡© has shared:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¬ has viewed:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ή has copied:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Someone from πŸ‡΄πŸ‡² has downloaded:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ has downloaded:

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Just shared via WeChat:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Just shared via TikTok:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Spotted on Twitch:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Shared recently on Slack:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Trending via TikTok:

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

Going viral on Slack:

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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