Funny feng quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your Feng Shui journey got stuck at the 'placement' chapter! 📚🤔 Maybe it's time for some spatial rearrangement with a sprinkle of good energy flow! 🌿💫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

  Commentary:
  American Feng Shui: when the key to achieving perfect balance and harmony is making sure that barbecue grill is as steady as the American dream 💁‍♂️🍔🌭 #GrillGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

  Commentary:
  "Stop pointing fingers for your blunders. Instead, channel your inner Feng Shui master and shift the blame onto that mischievous coffee table! 🤭🪑 #FurnitureFengShui #NoMoreExcuses"

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