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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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Friends with consequences.

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My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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