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Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I woke up alive again.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,627

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Broadcasted on X:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Just landed via Threads:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Spotted on Threads:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Breaking via Telegram:

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

Going viral on Threads:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Spotted on X:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Going viral on Facebook:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

95 shares on X this month:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

24 shares on Threads this month:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,332

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

They’re making me get out of bed.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Telegram:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Live now on Reddit:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Just shared via Facebook:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Going viral on Discord:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Trending via Twitch:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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