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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Trending via Telegram:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Just shared via Discord:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Just shared via Threads:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Spotted on Threads:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Trending via Reddit:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Breaking via Messenger:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

97 shares on Slack this month:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

90 shares on Discord this month:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

30 shares on TikTok this month:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Just shared via Slack:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Trending via X:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

Breaking via Telegram:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Making waves on Discord:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Going viral on Facebook:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Making waves on Reddit:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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