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Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,648

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Just shared via Messenger:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Freshly posted on Instagram:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Spotted on Messenger:

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Making waves on YouTube:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Making waves on Instagram:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,509

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Trending via TikTok:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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