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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Live now on Twitch:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Making waves on Messenger:

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Breaking via WeChat:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Going viral on Messenger:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Going viral on Facebook:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Reported on WeChat:

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Going viral on Slack:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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