Funny frosted quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

  Commentary:
  "Here's some advice for those living in glass houses: if you want to maintain a bit of privacy, consider outfitting your bathroom with frosted glass. Nobody wants a peek-a-boo moment in the loo! 🚽🔍😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

  Commentary:
  "God, presenting the tiger: 'Introducing the Frosted Flakes fanatic of the feline world! 🐯🥣 Bon Appétit, humans!' Here's to hoping they don't mistake Tony the Tiger for their breakfast mascot! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone got a clear view of reality! 🪟😂 Sometimes life's surprises are not as glamorous as we hope for. You wanted frosted glass but got a harsh reality check instead!

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