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Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

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Jan 6, 2026

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Live now on Pinterest:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Shared recently on Threads:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Spotted on Messenger:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

Breaking via Twitch:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Breaking via Telegram:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

53 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

62 shares on Threads this month:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

63 shares on Discord this month:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

77 shares on X this month:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,577

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Just landed via Twitch:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Making waves on WeChat:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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