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Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

My life coach traded me.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,422

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Live now on WhatsApp:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Just landed via YouTube:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Just shared via Instagram:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Spotted on Messenger:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Live now on TikTok:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Just landed via Threads:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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12 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

28 shares on Discord this month:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

70 shares on Slack this month:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

76 shares on X this month:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

80 shares on Telegram this month:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,333

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Trending via Reddit:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Trending via Instagram:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Making waves on WeChat:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Trending via Facebook:

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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