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Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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Shared recently on X:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Spotted on X:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Making waves on Telegram:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

Freshly posted on Threads:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Trending via Instagram:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Just shared via TikTok:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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58 shares on Reddit this month:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear music, thanks!

59 shares on Messenger this month:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Spotted on Threads:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Spotted on Facebook:

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Just shared via Telegram:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

Breaking via YouTube:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Just shared via Reddit:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Spotted on Discord:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Just shared via Instagram:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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