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Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Going viral on Discord:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Going viral on Facebook:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Shared recently on Facebook:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

Breaking via Instagram:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Going bananas on Threads:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Trending via Threads:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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Just landed via YouTube:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Just landed via WeChat:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Just landed via Instagram:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

Trending via Facebook:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Making waves on Slack:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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