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Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Making waves on Reddit:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Seen just now on Threads:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Live now on Messenger:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Trending via YouTube:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Seen just now on Reddit:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Spotted on Telegram:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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Share →: The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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Well, they do say that looks can be deceiving! I guess you could say that kiwis are the undercover agents of the fruit world – masquerading as fuzzy potatoes until they reveal their true, delicious selves. Who knew that a simple fruit could keep us all on our toes?

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Spotted on YouTube:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Live now on WhatsApp:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Seen just now on Slack:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Making waves on Threads:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Just landed via Slack:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Just landed via TikTok:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Spotted on X:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Making waves on Twitch:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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