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Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Reported on Telegram:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Just landed via Facebook:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Live now on Slack:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Spotted on Threads:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Seen just now on X:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Just shared via X:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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Just landed via Twitch:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Going viral on Facebook:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Breaking via Slack:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Spotted on Facebook:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Making waves on Discord:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Just shared via TikTok:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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