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Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Just shared via YouTube:

Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

Just landed via Reddit:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Going viral on Threads:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Going bananas on Messenger:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Trending via Threads:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Spotted on Messenger:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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55 shares on Messenger this month:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

93 shares on Slack this month:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

52 shares on Reddit this month:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

79 shares on Discord this month:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

29 shares on Slack this month:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Easy there, unsaved number.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Not going is the new leaving early.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Making waves on Instagram:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Making waves on Slack:

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Just shared via Instagram:

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

Just shared via YouTube:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Making waves on Discord:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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