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Funny Germany quotes

Funny Germany quotes 🇩🇪 are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to your day! From quirky cultural quirks to playful pokes at traditions, these witty lines bring a smile faster than you can say “Sauerbraten.” 😂 Whether you’re a fan of bratwurst or just love clever wordplay, get ready to chuckle and embrace the lighter side of German life. Prost to laughter! 🍻😄

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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