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Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Just landed via Telegram:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Trending via YouTube:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Going viral on Facebook:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Trending via Discord:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Trending via Slack:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Live now on WeChat:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Trending via Pinterest:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Breaking via X:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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80 shares on Slack this month:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

85 shares on Messenger this month:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

91 shares on Threads this month:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Trending via Snapchat:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Shared recently on X:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

Shared recently on Telegram:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Trending via Messenger:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Broadcasted on Telegram:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Live now on Messenger:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Making waves on Threads:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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