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Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Reported on Reddit:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Just shared via Pinterest:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Making waves on Instagram:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Just shared via Discord:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Going viral on Pinterest:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Breaking via Instagram:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Trending via WeChat:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Just shared via Reddit:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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3 months ago
Share →: I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Commentary:
"Alcohol must have missed the memo on 'evil plans' and just decided to throw a giggle party instead! 🥂😂 Who knew being slutty was the real happy hour special? Cheers to keeping it saucy, not sinister! 🍹💃"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Commentary:
"Picture this: cramped inside the Trojan horse, surrounded by the lads, engulfed in darkness, trying to stifle your giggles like hehehe 🐴🤫 Who knew sneaking into Troy could be this entertaining?"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the Trojan horse, as described in the quote, is not just a myth but also a symbol of deception and trickery in ancient history? 🐴🕵️‍♂️🏛️

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Spotted on YouTube:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Just shared via Slack:

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Seen just now on TikTok:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Breaking via Facebook:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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